BORN TO RUN.
FORCED TO
RECOVER.
FORCED TO
RECOVER.
THE
BURN
The crew's share of calories burned. Every sport counts.
CREW TOTAL
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Estimated kcal · demo data
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NEXT UP
The Saturday Job
Saturday · 09:00 · The usual place · Coffee afterwards is non-negotiable.
EVERY RUN IS A GETAWAY.
THE CREW
One founding member confirmed: Mr. Orange. New members will appear as they join.
THE WEEKLY OPERATION
THE SATURDAY JOB
NEXT JOBSATURDAY
SATURDAY
09:00
24 OCTOBER 2026
📍 The usual place
🏃 The usual run
☕ Coffee afterwards
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WHO'S IN?
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NEXT SATURDAY JOB · 09:00
PHOTOS. MILES. STORIES.
THE EVIDENCE
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RUNNING. LIFE. NONSENSE.
THE BULLSHIT CORNER
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MY STATS
YOUR PRIVATE TRAINING LOG
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